Tumblr (3.0; @fakewinereviews)http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfg2fwBAio1qc5oq7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Vampire? Gothic? Nah, this belongs with the vaguely Satanic, more at chicken-scratch meets stalactite formation meets zeroth-grade reading level collection of “<a title="Metal Sucks" href="http://www.metalsucks.net/category/completely-unreadable-band-logo-of-the-week/">Completely Unreadable Band Logos</a>” over at Metal Sucks. 666/100.</p>http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/2879394766http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/2879394766Sat, 22 Jan 2011 16:59:56 -0500<p><img height="411" width="500" src="http://www.boonesfarm.net/images/flavors_image.jpg"/></p> <p>Not pictured:</p> <p>10. Statutory Grape</p> <p>9. Lemon-Lime-Lisa-Lampanelli</p> <p>8. Chicken Picatta</p> <p>7. Hot Rats</p> <p>6. Jim Backus&#8217; Peach Mystique</p> <p>5. Simply Aspartame</p> <p>4. Sriracha Splash</p> <p>3. Purple Helmet</p> <p>2. Marshmallow Overpass</p> <p>1. Lawn Tickets</p>http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/1287178394http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/1287178394Sun, 10 Oct 2010 19:58:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7fminGEZm1qc5oq7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>As a child, I confused Aldo Cella with Nintendo’s Mario. So I drank wine *and* ate magic mushrooms.</p>http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/980548632http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/980548632Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:47:00 -0400<iframe width="400" height="320" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iGJuAusq20o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Wine marketers: my television is Novello-deficient. Fix this.</p>http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/959913096http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/959913096Sun, 15 Aug 2010 20:49:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6c4jwXzeF1qc5oq7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m going to say that, judging by the label, the alcohol content is a bit higher than 14.5%.</p>http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/876369268http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/876369268Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:52:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4jwe8mviH1qc5oq7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/733233664http://fakewinereviews.tumblr.com/post/733233664Thu, 24 Jun 2010 23:30:08 -0400